Just gettin’ in some good reading before goin’ out for a night of… What ever it is I do. That’s none of your business!
When one is surrounded by nerds who want nothing but to fill you with holes and beat the snot out of you, take them off guard by doing it yourself. Then, while they fall into a state of confusion, act upon it, and slaughter them! :D
So it’s been a year since I put this costume on. Made a few changes and upgrades and what not, and now, with the additions and the weight loss, I’m back to lookin’ like a sharp piece that you wanna bring home to your parents. … But you still shouldn’t.
I’ve killed my fair share of Spider-men in my life. Well. That’s what I like to tell myself. The thought of murder just makes my bed feel so much more cozy. Anyway. New armor made me look fat, so I stopped eating for 3 weeks, and wouldn’t you know it? I slimmed right back up. Starvation ftw!
Yep. How ironic it was to bump into one of the comic book artists who draws me for a living. He almost $#!t his pants when he saw me. It was like watching a nerd-gasm, or watching your little sister when Justin Bieber comes onto television. Just pathetic.
Yeah, so Scarecrow thought it would be funny to scare me at one of my comic cons. We all had a big laugh. Everyone. So later on, I thought it’d be funny to stab one of my katanas all the way through his jugular vein. I was the only one who laughed. The only one.